Musings of a Third World Girl

Inspiration

2007-10-02T17:45:00.000-07:00

I'm in a good mood. Sometimes things aren't the way they seem but you just have to take it in stride and try to see the best of the situation.

He's in love...

2007-10-01T18:50:00.000-07:00

... with himself. I have a friend who is completely head over heels in love with himself. You know the type of guy who fishes for compliments. The type who girls who don't know better fall over. The type who walks like his dick is weighing him down? Yeah you! (You know yourself). Funnily enough, most girls have had hotter, have had better, have had stronger. I know I have. Here's to bringing him down to earth!

I attract strange taxi drivers

2007-09-28T21:47:00.000-07:00

Date: Sunday September 16, 2007.
Time: 7:30-8:30pm

I called a local cab company to take me to a friend's house. I was wearing my favourite perfume. First of all, di car did well macheted but who am I to judge, I was the one who didn't have my own ride. Five minutes into our journey the driver informs me that he "love mi cologne". I explained the difference between perfume and cologne... to no avail. He starts an awkward conversation centred around his dislike of silent passengers. "Hmmm".

Driver: Cyaan tek a drive wid people and dem nah seh nutten. What's your name?
Me: *foolishly thinking he's normal* La-Shaun
Driver: La-Shaun, that's unusual. Mi love yuh cologne still, which cologne dat?
Me: The perfume is Angel by Thierry Mugler. Don't buy it if you see it for less than 5 grand, you won't get the right thing
Driver: Ohh, so yuh buy it?
Me: It was a gift
Driver: It come from farrin?
Me: Yes it did
Driver: Are you a maddle?
Me: Umm, no.

... 10 minutes later

Driver: So how mi a go get fi sumell yuh cologne when yuh come outta di car?
Me: Umm, I really couldn't tell you
Driver: Yuh a go lef yuh blouse inna di car or supm?
Me: *jaw drops* I can't believe you thought it was ok to say that to me
Driver: Why yuh seh so? Mi neva mean it in a rude way
Me: Right
Driver: Is not like mi ask fi yuh phone number
Me: *not entertaining any further argument*

We get to my destination FINALLY!!

Driver: So is this home or I jus pick you up from yuh house?
Me: *question completely disregarded*
Driver: Yuh have a regular driver?
Me: No, I prefer to call and whoever comes comes
Driver: Ok. Bye La-Shaun
Me: Goodbye

Life.

ELF

2007-09-21T10:33:00.000-07:00

Being a TWG (Third World Girl), especially a currently unemployed one, means that I have to seek out affordable ways to ward off the "crusty" look. Almost every employed, style-conscious TWG I know has a credit card and a US mailing address so she can shop online. One of the first places I always recommend is the EyesLipsFace (E.L.F.) web site. Everything is US$1. Every single item. I use their stuff and while it's not Chanel quality, E.L.F. products are certainly worth adding to your makeup kit.

Rihanna is my hair idol!

2007-09-21T08:44:00.000-07:00

This girl is not afraid to take chances. I don't agree with critics who think her styles are too severe, she has the features to carry them off. Here are a few of my favourites:

Number 2

2007-09-21T08:24:00.000-07:00

Welcome!

This is my second posting. I'll admit that this blog was created this morning to embarrass a friend of mine when he made some VERY incriminating statements. lol!

I'm a writer at heart. I've been blogging for a while, mostly via email. Now that this has become mainstream and I can freely impose my views on everyone, I decided to take it to the web. Hope you enjoy it and remember that you can leave comments re: each post.

It's my money

2007-09-21T07:52:00.000-07:00

It's no secret that New Kingston is known to attract the flesh trade after hours. But it's sometimes shocking to see who enjoys the services being peddled.

9/21/2007	9:23:20 AM	La-Shaun	cough cough RELEGATION cough cough
9/21/2007	9:28:56 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	lol
9/21/2007	9:28:56 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	NO TIME!
9/21/2007	9:29:23 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	we did inna top 10 before jose came!
9/21/2007	9:29:32 AM	La-Shaun	listen, is only since 2003 Chelsea a gwaan wid nutten. at that point, they hadn't won the league in 49 years. the good luck charm gone.
9/21/2007	9:29:51 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	am not talkn about winnin
9/21/2007	9:29:56 AM	La-Shaun	roight
9/21/2007	9:30:07 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	am talkn bout survival
9/21/2007	9:30:12 AM	La-Shaun	dwl
9/21/2007	9:30:30 AM	La-Shaun	ARSENAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
9/21/2007	9:32:20 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	01-02 we came 6th 02-03 we came 4th 03-04 we came 2nd 04-05 first 05-06 first 06-07 second
9/21/2007	9:32:33 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	so we were alwaysa good team
9/21/2007	9:32:39 AM	La-Shaun	gwaan think so
9/21/2007	9:32:45 AM	La-Shaun	if it makes you sleep at night
9/21/2007	9:32:58 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	a aint even gonna argue with a girl about football!
9/21/2007	9:33:06 AM	La-Shaun	what i realise about all you supports of Smellsea is that you are a bunk of dreaming hooligans
9/21/2007	9:33:10 AM	La-Shaun	,EXCUSE ME??
9/21/2007	9:33:20 AM	La-Shaun	that is the most sexist statement i've heard in a while
9/21/2007	9:33:33 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	no dream no hope!
9/21/2007	9:33:39 AM	La-Shaun	you know nothing about me or my history as a Fan of the sport
9/21/2007	9:33:43 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	yup! and if u notice it was intentional
9/21/2007	9:33:53 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	dont care! u still a girl
9/21/2007	9:34:08 AM	La-Shaun	you're an idiot. i hope no woman no give yuh no front
9/21/2007	9:34:17 AM	La-Shaun	that's if you ever get none anyway
9/21/2007	9:34:28 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	front? sex?
9/21/2007	9:34:42 AM	La-Shaun	oh you prefer anal? sorry, SO SORRY!
9/21/2007	9:35:15 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	sex [front] sells sweetie, and I can afford it
9/21/2007	9:35:36 AM	La-Shaun	i'm going to remember that for the rest of my life and mi a go walk and tell people
9/21/2007	9:35:43 AM	La-Shaun	you are disgusting and yuh chat too much
9/21/2007	9:35:50 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	seh mi buy pussy?
9/21/2007	9:36:07 AM	La-Shaun	have a Gdmorn
9/21/2007	9:36:09 AM	La-Shaun	bye
9/21/2007	9:36:22 AM	[b]tempted(ci)[/b]	my money a buy watever I want!

Just mek sure yuh use boots, yute. Jah know.